BananaCONDA CANNABIS
banana-CONDA
31.76% THC
Flavors: Sweet banana, bright citrus, peppery spice, floral finish
Effects: Euphoric, relaxed, happy, calming
Great For: Evening relaxation, stress relief, unwinding, mellow socializing
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Bananaconda delivers sweet banana and bright citrus flavors layered with warm spice and delicate floral notes. The high arrives with an uplifting sense of euphoria before gradually settling into a deeply relaxed and content state, making it an excellent choice for unwinding, easing into the evening, or enjoying a laid-back night with friends.
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Banana cream gelato cannabis
banana cream gelato
31.07% THC
Flavors: Bright citrus, soft floral, earthy
Effects: Relaxing, balanced, gently uplifting
Great For: Evenings, unwinding, calm social settings
Type: Balanced Hybrid
Banana Cream Gelato opens with bright citrus, followed by soft floral notes and an earthy finish. The experience is balanced and calming, with a gentle uplift layered over a smooth body feel.
OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS: BCG51126OZ
BIscotti cannabis
BIScotti
31.48% THC
Flavors: Sweet citrus, peppery spice, earthy herbal notes, subtle floral finish
Effects: Relaxed, euphoric, happy, calming
Great For: Evening relaxation, unwinding, quiet evenings, stress relief
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS: Bis62326OZ
Black scotti cannabis
BLack Scotti
31.48% THC
Flavors: Juicy berries, sweet cream, earthy funk, citrus zest
Effects: Euphoric, uplifting, motivating
Great For: Social hangs, daytime adventures, creative flow
OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS: BS021503A, 1A41203000003F5000000430
COOKIE BURGER cannabis
COOKIE BURGER
30.23% THC
Flavors: Sweet cookie dough, earthy spice, citrus zest
Effects: Heavy relaxation, euphoric, calming
Great For: Evening use, stress relief, deep unwinding
Cookie Burger features rich cookie sweetness layered with earthy spice and a hint of citrus. The high comes on strong with euphoric uplift before settling into a deeply relaxing body effect. Perfect for evening sessions when you want potent calm and full-body relaxation.
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EL CHIVO cannabis
EL CHIVO
27.61% THC
Flavors: Bright citrus, herbal gas, sweet cream, subtle spice
Effects: Uplifting, focused, clear-headed
Great For: Daytime sessions, creative bursts, mood boosts
OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS: EC021403A
GRAPE SCOTTI CANNABIS
gRAPE sCOTTI
30.90 % THC
Flavors: Sweet fruit, peppery spice, earthy
Effects: Relaxing, balanced, gently uplifting
Great For: Evenings, unwinding, stress relief
Type: Balanced Hybrid
Peppery spice leads the profile, followed by bright citrus and soft floral notes, with an earthy herbal finish. The experience is calming and grounded, with a gentle uplift that keeps things balanced.
OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS: Batch FPOZ1803A; GS51126OZ
green crack cannabis
green crack
29.94% THC
Flavors: Bright citrus, tropical fruit, light earth
Effects: Energizing, focused, uplifting
Great For: Daytime use, productivity, staying active
OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS: Batch FPOZ1803A, GCOZ3926
INSANE POUND CAKE cannabis
INSANE POUND CAKE
30.97% THC
Flavors: Sweet cake, citrus glaze, warm spice
Effects: Relaxing, heavy, euphoric
Great For: Evenings, deep unwind, full‑body calm
OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS: IPCOZ3926
jelly cake cannabis
jelly cake
31.27% THC
Flavors: Sugary berries, vanilla frosting, soft dough, fruity pop
Effects: Cheerful, energizing, buzzy
Great For: Midday pick-me-ups, creative work, uplifting moods
OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS: Batch JC021703A
JET FUEL GELATO cannabis
jet fuel gelato
30.57% THC
Flavors: Sweet cream, citrus gas, floral spice, diesel kick
Effects: Energetic, euphoric, focused
Great For: Daytime energy, creative work, social sparks
OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS: JFGOZ1803A
mANGO RUNTZ cannabis
MANGO RUNTZ
29.72% THC
Flavors: Tropical mango, sweet citrus, smooth cream
Effects: Mood-lifting, relaxing, euphoric
Great For: Stress relief, chill evenings, feel-good unwinding
Mango Runtz delivers juicy tropical mango with sweet citrus and a smooth creamy finish. The high is uplifting at first, then settles into a relaxed, mellow body feel. Perfect for boosting mood while staying calm, comfortable, and easygoing.
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modified grape cannabis
modified grape
30.14% THC
Flavors: Grape sweetness, citrus zest, earthy spice, subtle floral
Effects: Relaxing, mood‑lifting, steady
Great For: Evenings, unwinding, mellow social time
Type: Indica‑leaning Hybrid
Modified Grape brings a rich grape-forward sweetness layered with citrus brightness and a touch of earthy spice. The experience builds gradually, offering a relaxed, steady calm with a subtle mood lift that keeps things comfortable and easygoing without becoming overly heavy.
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permANENT MARKER cannabis
permANENT MARKER
30.45% THC
Flavors: Sweet citrus, peppery spice, earthy herbal notes, subtle floral finish
Effects: Euphoric, relaxed, calming, content
Great For: Evening relaxation, unwinding, stress relief, mellow socializing
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Perm Li Hi opens with bright lemon zest, followed by soft lavender notes and a layered herbal depth with a faint peppery finish. The experience feels composed and balanced, settling the body while keeping the mind lightly elevated and at ease.
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perm li hi cannabis
perm li hi
32.86% THC
Flavors: Lemon zest, lavender, herbal depth, light pepper
Effects: Calm, centered, gently uplifting
Great For: Evenings, unwinding, relaxed social time
Type: Indica‑leaning Hybrid
Perm Li Hi opens with bright lemon zest, followed by soft lavender notes and a layered herbal depth with a faint peppery finish. The experience feels composed and balanced, settling the body while keeping the mind lightly elevated and at ease.
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PINK CERTZ cannabis
PINK CERTZ
32.37% THC
Flavors: Sweet citrus, floral candy, earthy spice, soft pine
Effects: Uplifted, relaxed, happy
Great For: Social afternoons, mood boosts, mellow creativity
Type: Balanced Hybrid
Pink Certz delights with bright notes of citrus and sweet floral candy, wrapped in gentle earth and a subtle piney finish. The high is lighthearted and easygoing—lifting the mood, smoothing out stress, and bringing a relaxed, cheerful vibe that’s just right for laid-back afternoons or catching up with friends.
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PINNACLE cannabis
PINNACLE
30.76% THC
Flavors: Citrus zest, earthy spice, creamy sweetness
Effects: Euphoric, calming, deeply relaxing
Great For: Evening use, stress relief, full-body unwinding
Pinnacle delivers bright citrus layered with earthy spice and a smooth creamy sweetness. The high builds with uplifting euphoria before settling into a calm, deeply relaxing body effect. Perfect for strong relaxation, stress relief, and winding down at the end of the day.
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Purple Punch cannabis
Purple Punch
33.50% THC
Flavors: Grape candy, sweet berries, warm spice, earthy floral
Effects: Relaxing, happy, dreamy
Great For: Evenings, stress relief, mellow unwind
OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS: PPOZ19O3A
Sherbanger cannabis
SHerbanger
33.96% THC
Flavors: Sweet citrus, creamy earth, tropical herb, light funk
Effects: Euphoric, mellow, giggly
Great For: Social nights, creative sparks, stress relief
OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS: Batch SOZ17O3A
Sherb bURGER cannabis
SHERB BURGER
32.17% THC
Flavors: Citrus zest, diesel funk, earthy spice, soft floral
Effects: Calming, steady, mildly uplifting
Great For: Evenings, unwinding, relaxed social use
Type: Indica‑leaning Hybrid
This cut of Sherb Burger leans into a sharper citrus note layered with a distinct diesel-like funk and earthy spice. The effect is smooth and even, settling into a calm, grounded state with just enough mental lift to stay engaged. A well-balanced option for easing into the evening without feeling too heavy.
OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS: 1A41203000003F5000000410
ZOAP cannabis
ZOAP
32.03% THC
Flavors: Citrus, sweet candy, floral cream
Effects: Euphoric, relaxing, mood-balancing
Great For: Evenings, stress relief, mellow social time
Zoap's bright citrus and sweet floral notes blend with creamy, candy-like undertones and a subtle earthy finish. The high starts uplifting and euphoric before settling into a calm, relaxed body feel. Perfect for unwinding in the evening while staying mentally engaged and mood-balanced.
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